Sidewalk Diva

Walking around the downtown core at rush hour, often to and from work, have you noticed those fine ladies with great ballerina-like postures who strut instead of walk, who check themselves out on the reflective surfaces on the side of the buildings and give themselves that ever so approving smile, who never move aside for oncoming pedestrians? These are Sidewalk Divas - which personally I think it's an improved terminology to "who do these bitches think they are".

By the way, I will only step aside for children and puppies on my walks ;D