Sexy librarian glasses

I just picked up my pair of new sexy librarian glasses yesterday. These glasses make me want to put them on, toss them aside, shake my hair loose and ..... (purr?). Well, that will remain as a fantasy because in reality, I would be completely blind if I toss them aside, I will freak out if I break something that cost me more than $600, and let's not forget the part where I will purring to nobody.