- Do wear good underwear - always wear good underwear. If you are ever found lying unconscious alone in your apartment, at least you have good underwear on when the paramedics/firemen come to your rescue.
- Do allow yourself to belt out the spinster theme song "All By Myself" - good cathartic release of pent-up energy.
- Do yoga - it's my solution to all problems. Plus, it's the best substitute for sex (better than chocolate because it does not make you fat).
- Do celebrate your own divinity - if you don't, who else would?
- Do splurge on luxury bedding and lots of pillows - I feel safe cocooned by mountains of pillows.
- Do chores (i.e. vacuuming) in sexy underwear - when else do you get to use those? Don't waste it - it's cooling to do chores in underwear.
- Do blog - you still have a voice, put it out there.
- Do self-indulge - treat yourself well.
Don'ts
- Do not keep cats at home. In case you fall unconscious, the cats may eat your face.
- Do not stuff your face in a tub of ice cream. Never let yourself go even if you feel undesirable - at the end of the day, you still have to look at yourself in the mirror and feel super hot.
- Do not drink yourself silly (hmm...maybe unless you completely pass out from the consumption).
- Do not watch romantic movies or tv shows - stop reminding yourself of that elusive prince who chose to frolic with the young'uns instead of finding his way to you.
- Do not befriend the neighbour except for the sweet old friendly couple.
- Do not let anyone tell you that you're a lesser being because you're partnerless.
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