Tell me what you don't like about yourself?
Haha - where do I start. Honestly, I am quite happy with myself and I do like myself (surprise surprise). However, if I were to nit-pick, there is no doubt there's always room for improvement. Let's start with hair, I could use a deep-conditioning treatment to rejuvenate the moisture and bring back the shine to my dark curls. A chemical peel or laser treatment to resurface the skin on my face. A little brow-lift to open up my eyes and to balance out the symmetry of my left and right eye. A dose of botox to diminish the slight frown line on my forehead. A rhinoplasty to create more of a bridge to my nose and some liposuction to taper out my full cheeks to create more of a sulken model-chic look. A cup-size up for breast enhancement; a little liposuction on the tummy to suck out the remaining fat layer to give me that defined taut stomach (that I've always dream of); and finally more liposuction on my thighs just to trim them up so that I can wear short shorts (haha). Voila - that'll be the perfect me.
As alluring as a perfect me sounds, it is nevertheless a scary thought - if I were to do all the above to myself, I wouldn't be who I am, would I?
[Clearly, I am addicted to Nip/Tuck.]
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